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Playboy's Holly Madison wants to adopt a baby




Here are words to make your Juice*head blood run cold: Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Holly Madison is planning on adopting. That will make all the struggling couples out there feel all warm and fuzzy, surely.

"I've started the adoption process," she tells InTouch Weekly. "I really want to be a mommy." But instead of doing it the old-fashioned way, like fellow Girls Next Door alum Kendra Wilkinson, she's going to try to get a child from South Korea or Africa, which is a pretty general focus, considering it's an entire continent.

And why would the 33-year-old want to adopt instead of having her own? Well, it's just so inconvenient, see. "I love performing in the theater, and you can't really do that when you're pregnant," she says. A temp role in The Nutcracker for the Nevada Ballet Theatre isn't really a steady gig, y'know. Plus, no one wants to see a pregnant stripper.

Honey, if you think working is tough when you're pregnant, just wait til you have the kid; You can't just lock them up in a crate when you leave the house. Don't ask how we know that.

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[Last modified: Thursday, July 26, 2012 5:27pm]


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