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Porn director offers Sarah Palin $2 million

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Tbdsarahpalin111008Forget Hustler's spoof Nailin' Paylin', former veep candidate Sarah Palin has gotten an official offer to star in a pornographic film, TheDirty.com says. "Porn aficionado" Cezar Capone (a.k.a. Miami director Bill Fisher, who brought us classics like Agent Filthy 0069 and MILF School 8) has offered the Alaska governor $2 million to be the centerpiece of one of his movies.

"Dear Governor Palin: Please let this writing serve as an official request. In light of the recent election results, Cezar Capone Productions would like to make you a formal offer of $2,000,000 to star in an adult 'MILF' production," a letter sent to the governor's mansion via certified mail reads. "I am sure you are unaware that Cezar Capone is the KING of all 'MILF' films. This one time offer also guarantees that you can walk away from our beautiful set with a newer and sexier wardrobe to make up for the $150,000 worth of clothes you had to give back to the GOP."

Now, Fisher is no idiot, and realizes Palin might not want to star in a flick with "male talent" other than her husband, so he's offering First Dude Todd $100,000 to join her. Besides posting the letter at www.palinsupermilf.com, Fisher has offered to put the entire sum in an escrow account to prove his seriousness on the issue.

Really, what can we add to that? And don't go asking us what a MILF is, because if you don't know by now, you shouldn't be reading The Juice*.

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[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:09am]

    

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