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Porn king lent Lindsay Lohan the Maserati

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Tbd-lindsaylohan040109 For all those scratching their heads about how Lindsay Lohan could afford a $100,000 Maserati (likely the tiny crossover audience with tbt*'s Rides section), you'll be glad to know it's not like she was at the plasma bank selling her fluids to pay for it. Oh no, she just got it from porn king Dennis DeSantis, TMZ says.

Those of a certain personality type will remember the name DeSantis as the producer behind such classic titles as Origami So Horny and Butt Sluts. Dennis apparently lent LiLo the ride, which she promptly let her assistant drive and smush the bumper for a cool $10,000 in damages.

TMZ says there's no agreement to swap the car for screen time, which we find hard to believe. The girl is a reformed coke-addict actress who can't find work and like to date girls, so the storyline pretty much writes itself. Besides, Mean Girls Gone Wild and Get Freaky Friday have a nice ring to it.

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