Real Housewives' husbands spending time in jail
Try as we might to ridicule those Real Housewives shows, a lot of you actually care about what happens to those money grubbing freaks, so the least we can do is foster schadenfreude about the sad state of their lives. The latest: At least two women's husbands are off to the cooler for breaking the law. Yay, trashy TV!
First up, Orange County housewife Tamra Barney is seeing her estranged husband Simon off to court, since he was arrested Tuesday morning for allege domestic battery, TMZ says. How's that divorce going, anyway? They were apparently arguing over their dog when Simon supposedly threw the dog's leash at Tamra and hit her on the wrist, resulting in a call to police and a stay in the pokey on $10,000 bail.
That's really just two hateful people ending a marriage, but New Jersey housewife Teresa Giudice really has to say goodbye to husband Joe, who turned himself in Monday to serve a 10-day sentence for driving with a suspended license, People reports. This is from that traffic accident back in January, when he had apparently been driving without a license for seven months. He's expected to get out after eight days, so he must not be high enough on the D-list to get the Lindsay Lohan special rate.