'Real Housewives of NJ' star Danielle Staub has a sex tape
TMZ says Hustler Inc. has a whole 75 minutes of footage of the dastardly Danielle, who is a mother of two, doing the deed with some unidentified guy. What a role model. The tape was apparently shot last September, not long after her Bravo debut. And before we get comments about how good she looks for 47, remember that this is a woman who is obviously having face lifts until her ears meet.
The tape is being released on Monday, which gives you the weekend to figure out a way to call in sick for work. And truly, this kind of stuff makes us sick. Dearest Juice*heads, quit reading about the sex tapes, will you?
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