Ridiculous rumors and ponderous possibilities
• Despite what In Touch Weekly says, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony aren’t really pregnant. “Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they’ll hit the mark, but no. No,” Anthony’s rep tells the New York Daily News. At least, that’s what they want us to think.
• Rose McGowan has been seen wearing a new diamond engagement ring courtesy of director Robert Rodriguez, the New York Post says. The pair met on the set of Grindhouse. Because what’s more romantic than having a man show you how to be a one-legged stripper battling zombies?
• Joel Madden and Nicole Richie will be getting married someday, because hey, that’s the thing to do, right? “Obviously, marriage is in our future,” Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. “I don’t know when or where or how, but right now our priority is our family and is the baby.” We’ll pick the deets for you: In six months, in a church, by a minister. How hard was that?