Rihanna won't talk about Ashton Kutcher rumors
One of the things you may not know about Rihanna is that she's in the upcoming movie Battleship, which is based on the board game but somehow got lots of CGI aliens in it. So she was in London this week promoting it when a journalist dared to ask about the Ashton Kutcher rumors. Did the reporter escape with her life?
"You're so good with connecting with people, that I think that we actually feel we know you," the reporter asked (watch it above). "Things are clearly going brilliantly in your career. I just wondered if you are as happy in your private life. Will we be seeing a certain Mr. Ashton Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?"
That's probably about the most civil way we've ever seen anyone dig for dirt, but Rihanna's response was so dismissive -- you have to hear it to truly understand -- you'd think the woman who asked had just taken a swing at her: "Wow, how disappointing was that question … I'm happy and I'm single, if that's what you're really asking." A simple no would suffice, Ri.
But what we're really asking is why you're in a movie with Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard, even if it is produced by Hasbro. But then, The Juice* has been unhappy since you told all your Twitter followers to hate tweet some random, anonymous girl because she dared to say you shouldn't date Chris Brown anymore, since he put you in the hospital.