Robert Pattinson doesn't wash his hair (or apartment)
If you're one of those girls who has been fawning over Robert Pattinson, regardless of whether you consider the Twilight movie any good or not, here's something to chew on: The man smells like the docks at low tide.
In an interview with Extra, the 22-year-old admitted to not doing anything about his body odor, or paying much attention to any kind of hygiene. Where's your sparkly diamond skin now, eh?
"I don't really see the point in washing your hair," he said after confessing he didn't know if he had cleaned his scalp in the last six weeks or so. "If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it? It's like, I don't clean my apartment 'cause I don't care. I have my apartment for sleeping in and I have my hair for just, you know, hanging out on my head. I don't care if it's clean or not."
Please, for the love of all that is just, let this serve as a warning to all the ladies out there. And if we even get one e-mail saying it doesn't matter and he's still tasty, we will eat our own feet. At least they're clean.
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