Robert Pattinson may be breaking up with Kristen Stewart, apparently
Another big rumor coming out of the Golden Globes is that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are on the outs, just because they didn't swallow each other's faces during the after-party. Hey, those two shouldn't be together in the first place, so what difference does it make if they didn't kiss each other?
People goes on and on about how R-Pattz gave Tina Fey a rose and begged off some mac and cheese offered by Aziz Ansari at West Hollywood's Soho House, but when he waited outside for Stewart, that's when things got weird. She showed up in jeans and sweatshirt and didn't immediately jump his bones. How strange!
"They hung around each other, but (they weren't) on top of each other," a source tells the mag. Wait, he didn't hit on anyone else and waited outside for his girlfriend to arrive, but because they didn't rip each other's clothes off, they must be breaking up? That's some crack investigative work there, People. We all know they were only together to sell the last Twilight movie, anyway.
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