A roundup of dumb stuff to finish the day
• Barron Hilton, 18-year-old brother of a certain unnamed heirhead, was arrested by the L.A. County Sheriff Tuesday morning for allegedly driving under the influence, the AP reports. He must have gotten jealous of all the attention his sister got for serving time last year.
• Pamela Anderson has barred the media from her striptease shows at the Crazy Horse cabaret in Paris, Agencie France Presse reports. The last thing she wants is for people to see photos of her naked, we’re sure.
• Nicolas Cage has sued Kathleen Turner in a British court, the New York Daily News says, demanding a retraction for saying in her book Send Yourself Roses that he once got drunk and stole a Chihuahua. We all know the only thing Nic ever stole was a baby in Raising Arizona.
• Consumer Reports posted a blog item Tuesday pointing out that Miley Cyrus and dad Billy Ray are seen riding in a Range Rover without seat belts in the 3-D concert film Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert, sparking a “controversy” about setting a good example. The horror! Next thing you know, we’ll find out Miley actually (gasp!) smokes cigarettes like half of Hollywood does.