Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno nude on GQ cover
Luckily, he offers tips on manscaping, telling the mag, "It's more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though--yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed." How unfortunate.
But what does the Austrian fashionista say about the recession?
"Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek," he says. Does that include boxer shorts?