Sally Struthers arrested for DUI in Maine
It's been awhile since a celebrity everyone's actually heard of has been arrested, so everyone golf clap for Sally Struthers, who stepped up to the plate and got arrested in Maine so all of us could ridicule her. And speaking of ridicule, The Juice* could say something mean about her mug shot like, now we all know where that food for the starving kids in Africa went, but we would hate ourselves for that.
The All in the Family alum and Christian Children's Fund spokesperson was arrested at 12:30 a.m. Wednesday by Ogunquit police for driving after a few too many, TMZ reports. She paid her $160 bail and went on her way, and has an arraignment set for Dec. 14. She faces a $500 fine and a 90-day suspension of her drivers license.
Struthers is in Ogunquit performing in the musical 9 to 5, which is a long way from playing Archie Bunker's daughter. It's even a long way from her stint in Annie in Atlanta. That's what happens when you study at International Correspondence Schools. And sorry again about the weight crack, Sally, but sometimes you have to swing at the fat pitches.