Sarah Jessica Parker swears she really is sexy
"It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger," the 43-year-old actress said. "It upset (husband Matthew Broderick), because it has to do with his judgment too."
Wait a sec -- who cares what a mag that sells half-naked pics of jailbait and features American Apparel in its fashion section says? Sarah was voted No. 1 over the likes of Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears, proving that the list is ridiculous. Wino obviously is the winner in that camp.
"Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not," Parker said. "Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking ... It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do? I guess you can't please all people."
And while we do think Sarah is a little horsey, maybe she should keep in mind that the target audience is college freshman, and the only one she needs to please is Ferris Bueller.
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