Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate is bisexual
The mag says Michelle Ross works in a kennel (that's got to be good practice for raising kids, no?) and is divorced from former husband Joe Erker, who can't help himself. Erker says his ex has a tattoo on her wrist proclaiming her sexual orientation.
Even Michelle speaks up: "I have had pink hair and tattoos and spiked collars. My favorite shoes are five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front." That sounds like a person you want gestating your unborn progeny, right?