Save $9.50 with The Ballad of G.I. Joe
Don't waste your time going to theaters to see that war crime of a movie called G.I. Joe (which The Juice* may or may not have seen opening night after too many pints of Summer Buzz at the Dunedin Brewery); the folks at Funny or Die made a four-minute version with the likes of Zach Galifianakis, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Olivia Wilde, Henry Rollins and more. It not only gets the costumes right, but has loads more character development. And it all makes sense!