Scarlett Johansson is too skinny, too brunette
If there's one thing The Juice* doesn't believe in, it's healthy-looking actresses starving themselves down to wafer-thing splinters. So it breaks our black hearts to hear that Scarlett Johansson may be winnowing away the very assets that made her a big name in Tinseltown. Just say ScarNo!
The New York Post's Page Six says ScarJo is dropping plenty of pounds, according to a source who was at a Moet & Chandon's "Tribute to Film" party earlier this week. And while she may look a bit skinnier because she wasn't wearing a push-up bra for once, the paper's spy said there was more to it than that.
"She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she's on," the source said. Apparently that diet consists of using too much hair dye and making Joseph Fiennes and Marc Newson leer at you. Hey, Post, haven't you ever heard that black is slimming?
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