Scientologists may be preparing Katie Holmes for another baby
We're long overdue for some rampant rumor about Katie Holmes and Scientology, but thankfully the New York Post knows what we need. They say she's "being prepared" by the church to have a second baby. Does it involve joining hands in a circle and chanting ritualistically?
The tabloid says Holmes has been undergoing some intense auditing at the Hollywood Scientology Center. They say she spent more than four hours there, as if spending time in a house of religion is some sort of crime.
"This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri," a source told the Post. "Tom (Cruise) has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it."
Wow, unfounded baby rumors and a pointless dig at Scientology in the same item! That's a twofer, folks! The New York Post really knows how to squeeze every drop.
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