Scientology reaches out to Amy Winehouse
We've had to take a rest from Amy Winehouse, frankly because she's depressing, but when the Church of Scientology gets involved, we have to take notice. We don't want to run into Wino over at Coachman Park or anything, you know.
Anyway, London's Mirror says the church has reached out to Amy in the hopes of drying her out from the laundry list of things she's apparently smoked, dranked, shot up and crammed into her nose. It'd be like wringing out the world's biggest, druggiest bar towel.
"She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology," a source tells the Mirror. "She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back to Black album."
The people on the other end of the line apparently said they could help her with the church's Narconon program: "They told her they wanted to help her beat drugs and could tailor-make a program so she wouldn't have to go to a residential center," the source says.
Whew! Does that mean she would get to stay in London, in case hubby Blake Fielder-Civil got out of jail? That's just the kind of freedom she needs!
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