Screech to spill 'Saved by the Bell' dirt
Porn auteur and erstwhile fat man Dustin “Screech” Diamond is getting into the mud-slinging business. The Nerd Emeritus of Bayside High has announced plans to pen a tell-all book about his years on Saved by the Bell, featuring “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying,” according to New York magazine. He already spent 1.3 seconds coming up with a title: Behind the Bell. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Berkley is developing a show for MTV based on Ask-Elizabeth, her series of self-esteem Web sites for girls. Watch your back, Mario Lopez — your reign as the Saved by the Bell alum with the longest shelf life is in jeopardy!