Seth MacFarlane is Charlie Sheen's roast master
Finally, the latest news in the Charlie Sheen saga is revealed: Who will be the emcee at the actor's Comedy Central roast? Professional jag Seth MacFarlane, that's who. This may be the douchiest gathering in all of entertainment history.
"I'm very excited to work with Comedy Central again on the roast," the Family Guy creator told Entertainment Weekly. "Charlie is a true icon with a talent that is strong and pure and concentrated into small crystals which can be smoked or eaten."
We're kidding, of course, because MacFarlane is perhaps the perfect choice as roast master for Sheen. Who else can turn crude behavior into cheap laughs before everyone finally realizes all the jokes are the same but keep watching because nothing else is on better than Seth?
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