Sex, drugs and bloggin' LiLo
Rehab is such a burden to bear — not for the stars, but for The Juice*, since we have to wade through all the crazy stories. The latest blogtastic scrapple from Female First is that Lindsay Lohan was forced to take a drug test at Cirque Lodge and failed.
“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room,” they quote a source. “She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”
And all this was after ShowbizSpy says LiLo was caught doing the deed with some other inmate. “Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard,” a source says. “When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy — who’s also at Cirque for drug rehab.”
Heaven knows if these tales are true, but they’re more entertaining than constant reports of parents Dina and Michael constantly fighting (or Perez Hilton’s assertion that Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna are dating).
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