A sex tape dream team
Only in your filthiest, filthiest dreams did you imagine it could be possible: Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon got a marriage license in Las Vegas Saturday, according to Access Hollywood. That's right, the stars of two of the most watched sex tapes of all time -- Pam's boat-bop with Tommy Lee and Salomon's night-vision-enhanced tryst with Paris Hilton -- are settling down. Technically they're not married yet, as the license just means they can tie the knot in the next year, and no plans have been announced for any nuptials. But still, these guys are, like, the Brangelina of sex tapes. Salomon has previously partnered with Shannon Doherty, and Anderson's list of exes could fill the VIP list at a Thin Lizzy tribute concert. She recently told Ellen DeGeneres that the two bonded during some high-stakes strip poker. "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love," she said, according to E! Online. Awww.
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