Vince Shlomi, the infomercial pitchman for ShamWow towels and the Slap Chop kitchen utensils (you know, the commercial in which he says "you're going to love my nuts"), was arrested in Miami after police say he repeatedly punched a prostitute who bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.

The story of his Feb. 7 arrest finally slipped out thanks to TheSmokingGun.com, which posted the nasty details over the weekend. Apparently, Shlomi, 44, met 26-year-old blond Sasha Harris at a South Beach nightclub. She proposi­tioned him for “straight sex,” the police report says, and he eagerly forked over $1,000 and took her to his hotel room.

But, he says, when he slipped her his tongue, she bit down, and he had to hit her before she would let go. Shlomi and Harris were both arrested, but prosecutors decided not to file charges, probably because Vince knows how to make a great deal.

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