Sheryl Crow details convenient solutions, beats down Karl Rove
Sheryl Crow should stick to singing and plucking guitar strings. The AFP points out a posting on her Web site that says she has a great idea to wipe out global warming: conserve trees by limiting bathroom visits to one square of toilet paper.
“I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required,” she rants.
Her other ideas include selling clothes with built-in sleeve napkins and producing a reality TV show where the most eco-friendly contestant wins a recording contract. So they can record what? Crazy left-wing diatribes?
All this comes after her attendance at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, where Crow and Karl Rove got in a dustup when the Rovester got all up in her grill when she tried to touch his arm to get his attention.
The New York Daily News reports Rove said, “Don’t touch me,” to which Sheryl replied, “You can’t speak to us like that, you work for us.” Karl responded, “I don’t work for you, I work for the American people.” Ummmm ... so Sheryl points out, “We are the American people.” OWNED!
[Photo: Crow and David at the dinner on Saturday. Getty Images]