Not to let the Trump family outdo her, singer Sheryl Crow posted on her Web site on Saturday that she’s adopted a baby boy. Crow says she has named the two-week-old infant “Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time.” The funny part is, at the end of her missive she writes “Just wanted you to be the first to know.” Sweet! We and 5 billion other people are the first to know! We'll either get more mania over this in days to come, or she'll reveal she thought it was April Fool's Day.

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