Snooki says she's 'too pretty to be in jail'

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is not only the poster girl of all that is wrong with modern media and American society as a whole, she's also too pretty to be in jail. She just wants you to know that, since you're getting all caught up in her arrest for public drunkeness in Seaside Heights, N.J., awhile back.

"I don't know why people are taking it so seriously," she told MTV News. "I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!"

Well, it's a big deal when your disorderly conduct charge could cost between $250 and $1,000 in fines, but Jersey Shore's producers are probably paying that. Snooki says she won't end up in the cooler again, though.

"I'm too pretty to be in jail," Snooki said. "I'm a good person. I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there." Oh come on, Snooks, don't sell yourself short! Follow your dreams!

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