Snooki writes a book, Star Wars' 3D look, Tiger Woods sex tape cooks
• Jersey Shore’s Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has a deal with Gallery Books for a novel about a single girl finding love on the boardwalk, to be published in January, the AP reports. That officially proves actual talent in any artistic endeavor is a liability these days.
• Speaking of waning talent in artistry, all six Star Wars movies will be rereleased in theaters in 3D come 2012, the AP says. And yes, they’ll be shown in order of The Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi, just to line George Lucas' pockets just a little more. The world really will end in 2012, won’t it?
• Local porn actress Devon James is shopping around a sex tape she says is of her and Tiger Woods, RadarOnline says. We would care except that A) we don’t, and B) she already lied about Tiger being the father of her 9-year-old, so it could be footage of anyone on that video.