Snooki's boyfriend proposes on magazine cover
It must be nice to be Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Getting paid thousands of dollars to drink and act stupid, be on TV and get equal parts fame and infamy for being a ludicrous airhead on Jersey Shore. And now that boyfriend Jeff Miranda has proposed on a magazine cover, she'll be getting married, too. Please Jeff, say it isn't PTSD.
The Sept. 10 issue od Steppin' Out magazine featured a shirtless Miranda in his Army BDU pants, on one knee with the slammer "Will you marry me?" in a move stolen from a tbt* cover a couple years back. If only it were April, we could say this one was a joke.
"I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her," Jeff say sin the interview, excerpted by RadarOnline. "If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother." You'll know if she says yes by the seas boiling and the sky turning dark as sackcloth.