For some reason, Cash also isn't ready for electricity, automocars and all-you-can-eat buffets
The New York Daily News says it knows why Cash Warren and Jessica Alba split: “He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is,” a source says. “It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”
Apparently Jessica got all “wistful” seeing pal Eva Longoria get married to Tony Parker and decided the Cash clock was ticking. And while the source tells the Daily News that the pair will likely patch things up, all The Juice* can think is how dumb Warren is for telling Jessica Alba he wouldn’t marry her.
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