Sorry, Heidi Montag didn't really get kidnapped
We know Heidi Montag is on The Juice*'s banned list, but this latest plastic surgery fisaco is so worth noting, we're noting it: It seems her recent bout of 10 different procedures resulted in a 911 call that she had been kidnapped! If only.
If you check the new issue of People, you'll see that Montag had a lot of work done, including larger breasts, a smaller chin and a thinner nose. She told the mag, which had exclusive rights to the first photos, that "for the past three years, I've thought about what to have done. I'm beyond obsessed." So of course she got everything done at once, just in time for her debut album, aptly titled Superficial. The album -- which has a song with the lyrics "come eat my panties off of me, btw -- reportedly cost The Hills star $2 million to make.
Knowing that, a man was detained on Wednesday after someone called in that a woman wearing a pillowcase on her head was being rushed into the home Heidi shares with Spencer Pratt, TMZ reported. Cops in squad cars and a helicopter soon arrived, with an officer announcing on a loudspeaker from the chopper, "Man in the black shirt. Come out of the house."
The guy did and was hustled into a squad car. Problem is, he works for Pratt and was only bringing Heidi home. Whoops.
"We're grateful this was only a false alarm and I just had my pink Hermes scarf over me," Montag told People. "A neighbor was concerned and called the police. We're thankful to the LAPD for their response and making sure we were safe." Imagine the fuss if she had been wearing a burqa!