In perhaps the least satifying resolution to a celebrity sexual harassment case ever, Steven Seagal is off the hook in his $1 million suit. See what we did there? "Least satisfying"? Eh.

Court records show former assistant Kayden Nguyen's $1 million claim against the star of Steven Seagal Lawman and countless, three-word pun-titled action flicks, was quietly dismissed back on Tuesday, the AP reports. Nguyen had accused Seagal of fondling her and making her take drugs while working for him in New Orleans.

No reason was given for the dismissal, although Seagal's lawyers had been trying to resolve the case through arbitration. He had been denying the accounts in prior reports. If you see Kayden driving around L.A. in a new car, you'll know some kind of deal was struck.

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