Suri Cruise tops 10 hottest Hollywood tots
Suri Cruise may be the biggest name in celebribabies, but Brangelina's brood runs away with the most medals in Forbes.com's "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots," which has to take the cake in the most useless designation category.
The 2-year-old Cruise kin is first in the second annual list, which lists the tykes younger than 5 getting the most media exposure. Whether that's by typing their names into Google to see how many hits they get or consult tea leaves and sundials, we don't know, but we'll sleep easy tonight knowing The Juice* has helped perpetuate this unhealthy obsession with children.
But out of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie posse, Shiloh, 2, took second; Zahara, 3; took third and Pax, 4, took fourth. We're thinking they just got those places because of their ages. And what about twins Knox and Vivienne?
Coming in at fifth was Sam Alexis Woods, daughter of Elin and Tiger Woods; then we have Cruz Beckham, son of David and Victoria Beckham; Matilda Rose Ledger, daughter of Michelle Williams and the late Heath Ledger; David Banda, adopted son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie; Sean Preston Federline, son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (sorry, Jayden); and Sam Sheen, daughter of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. Wait, what? Nobody pays attention to what Charlie Sheen does.
[Photo: Yeah, this pic is six months old, but we think Suri looks especially intelligent here. AP]