Sylvester Stallone's broken neck, Charlie Sheen's Hanes check, Tila Tequila's a real wreck
• Sylvester Stallone, 63, had to have emergency surgery to put a metal plate in his neck after he broke it while filming The Expendables with Stone Cold Steve Austin, the U.K.’s Sun reports. That would explain why the press materials say the action flick moves at “hairline-fracture speed.”
• Charlie Sheen’s commercials for Hanes undershirts were pulled by the company over the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day because of his arrest for allegedly threatening wife Brooke, People reports. It’s a good thing he wasn’t selling wife-beaters with Michael Jordan.
• Tila Tequila freaked out on Wednesday as Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips showed up at her house to pick up Casey Johnson’s belonging, including two dogs Tequila ranted the pair were “putting ... too sleep to bury with Casey,” the New York Post reports. Hilton and Phillips denied that, but unfortunately they are not putting Tila to sleep, either.