There's a six-figure bidding war for Tupac Shakur's sex tape
The Juice* really, truly wanted to spare you the details of the late Tupac Shakur's alleged sex tape, but now that there's a six-figure bidding war heating up, we have to share. This is the kind of dreck you come to us for, anyhow.
TMZ says YouPorn.com has offered $150,000 to the seller of the video, which was shot in 1991 and features the performer getting oral sex from some woman while he's rapping, drinking and smoking a blunt at a house party. The seller says that's way too low, so no dice. Good thing a second, unidentified site is willing to beat the offer if it can screen the footage first.
Frankly, what's the big deal about this? No one wants to see a dead rapper getting serviced at some dingy throwdown 20 years ago. Besides, this recording sounds exactly like every gangsta rap video since 1988. It's good thing MTV doesn't show videos anymore, or else there'd be zero interest in this at all.
[Photo: 2Pac in 1993. AP]