Tidbits: Keanu & Winona; Olsen twins, Shia LeBeouf
• Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves may be dating — this, according to Star magazine, which says “sparks are flying” on the set of their new movie. As hardcore fans the early to mid '90s in general, and Speed in particular, The Juice* would like to start a petition to make this relationship happen.
• A barista at a New York Starbucks spiked Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s coffee with whole milk because he “thought the Olsens were too thin,” a source tells OK! magazine. Starbucks and the Olsens’ rep deny the incredibly dumb rumor, but we sort of like the idea — they could use a little vitamin D in their macchiatos, no?
• Shia LaBouf pooped his pants for years. Oh, wait — that one’s actually true! In an interview with GQ, the famously open LaBeouf was asked if there are any secrets he keeps from the press. He thought a minute, grinned, and said: “I used to s--- on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.” He even called his mother to verify the story to the reporter. “You shared that secret, huh?” she asked. “The times you did it, Shia, you thought you were going to get away with it. But you’d always get busted. The boxers would fall down on my head from the towel rack, or I’d find them under the bed. ... Karate class was very sweet, because you were all strong in your karate suit, and then all of a sudden a little brown ball would fall out of your clothes on the floor.” Try to keep that image out of your mind this weekend when you’re checking out Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
(Photos: Reeves/Rider, handout; Olsens, AP; Ford/LeBeouf, Getty Images)