Tiger Woods isn't the father of Devon James' baby
A paternity test has proven what we all figured already: Tiger Woods is not the father of porn star Devon James' baby. The really surprising part is that the DNA test was performed waaaay back in 2002. No wonder Tiger's been able to focus on this weekend's U.S. Open.
TMZ reports the test was part of "an ongoing child support battle" and that Woods was ruled out as the baby daddy. Some other guy here in Florida was apparently established as the pop, which makes sense, since James is based in Sarasota.
There are photos circulating around the Internet now of the 9-year-old, who shall remain nameless in The Juice*. He does look like Tiger a little bit, in that he's not as pale or trashy looking as his mom.