Tiger Woods, Jesse James mistresses offered reality show
Further proof that reality TV rots your brain: The mistresses of compulsive cheaters Tiger Woods and Jesse James have been offered their own series. That sound you hear is the world screeching to a halt as Western civilization collapses.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the Nazi-tattooed Mistress Zero for James, and Jamie Jungers, one of Tiger's plethora of homewreckers, have been offered a spot as hosts on a show in the hopper called Celebrity Cheaters, TMZ reports. It's the brainchild of Bobby Goldstein, the creator of the original Cheaters, and would focus on trying to catch celebrities in the act. Because so many people knew about Jesse and Tiger, right?
Coincidentally, the site points out McGee once tried to be on Cheaters to catch an old boyfriend, but was denied. The bright spot is that no network has picked up the show yet, so there's alway hope we can save the Library of Congress for future generations.