Tila Tequila is engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson
Very early Wednesday morning, reality queen Tila Tequila announced on her UStream channel that she and Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson are engaged. Yes, Johnson & Johnson, as in the Band-Aid folks. Tila sure got over San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman quickly -- probably because of the alleged abuse.
"Tonight, my beautiful girlfriend has just asked me to marry her and check out this rock," Tila announced on the video, which you can watch below if you can stomach it. "Bam! That is a 17-carat diamond ring from my baby."
Photos showed Tila (nee Nguyen) and Casey together Tuesday night at the Famous Stars and Straps 10th Anniversary and release party for Snoop Dogg's tenth album, Malice N Wonderland at Vanguard in Hollywood, where she was showing off the ice and actin' the fool. But is this really happening? Could Tila Tequila be getting married to a "bajilljazillionaire," as Tila calls her? Could the Bucs win a second game this season? 2012 is upon us!
"Yes, we are engaged and very excited about starting our life together," Casey told E! News. Yes, they just met recently, but Tila describes the couple as "U-Haul lesbians," so get over it.
The good news for the economy: Tila says she and Casey are now looking for a house together in L.A., so the Realtors have to be salivating at that idea. So are companies that install video cameras and stripper poles.