Tila Tequila is having her brother's baby
The queen of self-aggrandizement tweeted via @officialTila on Saturday: "I love my brother too! Can U guess what I'm going to give him for Christmas?? This will change his life & mine forever!! ... I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. I'm pregnant!!!!"
Now, we don't know if this means that she's pregnant with an embryo from his brother's wife, or that she just went and got knocked up for him, but that's for us to wonder and be sorta grossed out about. But we like little babies, so good luck to the kid.
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