Tina Fey's Palin to return; New 'Pirates' you should spurn; MJ's doc has no money to burn; Nick Nolte's son Brawley needs to learn
• Tina Fey told Harper’s Bazaar that it’s likely her Sarah Palin wig will have to “come out of the closet,” since the divisive former veep candidate has published an autobiography, Going Rogue. We can only hope a future Saturday Night Live skit will include a reference to Levi Johnston posing nude for Playgirl.
• The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie will be titled On Stranger Tides and will be adapted from an unrelated Tim Powers book about a pirate named Jack searching for the fountain of youth, Cinematical.com says. They should have Johnny Depp search for ways to make the movie less than four hours long.
• Michael Jackson’s beleaguered doctor, Conrad Murray, faces a possible arrest warrant for not paying $13,000 in child support to a California woman, the AP says. In this case, we can almost understand if it slipped his mind.
• Nick Nolte’s son Brawley King Nolte was arrested for DUI and possession in Santa Monica after hitting another vehicle during a lane change, TMZ reports. With Nick as a dad and a name like Brawley, that’s already two strikes against him.