Today's celebrity baby news
• The father of Nicole Richie’s alleged baby may not be Joel Madden, the National Enquirer says. Paternity tests would have to be performed not only on Madden, but also DJ AM, Brody Jenner and Jeff Goldblum. Wait ... Jeff Goldblum? We know the timing is sketchy, but evens so, the idea of those two is about as appealing as a Drano milkshake.
• And NW magazine persists in spreading malicious rumors that Britney Spears is threatening to unleash more spawn on the world with baby No. 3. And the daddy? Who knows? “She’s been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week,” an insider says. “Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn’t planned. But she’s thrilled just the same.” About as thrilled as a pit bull at Michael Vick’s house, we’re sure.