Tom Arnold will not be in Roseanne Barr's Comedy Central roast
Here's some bad news: Comedy Central has decided Roseanne Barr will be the latest celebrity to be roasted by the network. The good news: Tom Arnold will not be there. Hey, we're not saying she doesn't qualify for the show, just that we don't want to see it.
After Comedy Central announced the show Monday, noting it will be shot Aug. 4 and aired Aug. 12, Arnold was quick to point out he wouldn't take a million bucks to roast his wife from 1990-94. Well, maybe a million, but anyway: "He has absolutely no interest in being apart of it," his rep told TMZ. Not that anyone has asked him, but he wants you all to know it.
Tom seemed all better a couple of years ago, but he seethed with hatred for the better part of two decades after they split while her sitcom was on the air. Maybe they have some sort of nondisclosure agreement or something, in the hopes people will forget they were ever married. That's right, we're onto you!
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