Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced
It seems all those whispers about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes having a sham marriage may be right after all, because the couple is divorcing after getting married in November 2006. Those rumors about them having another kid don't seem to be true, though. Thank goodness, because the last thing this country needs is another daughter with a deadbeat father setting a bad example for them.
"This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family," Holmes's attorney Jonathan Wolfe told People. "Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest." Well, if that were the case, she wouldn't have let Tom be the dad in the first place. TMZ is saying it looks like Katie filed without Tom knowing, and is looking for sole custody of daughter Suri.
She's 6 years old now, so she's just old enough to start to learn how screwed up this whole thing is. That's good news for some Hollywood therapist; maybe she can go to the same two his kids with Nicole Kidman are seeing, and maybe get a family discount or something.
Meanwhile, The Juice* collective is very excited about the Katie Holmes renaissance that's about to occur. She'll become pretty and smart and have a sense of humor again, and may actually star in movies people want to watch. As for Tom, well, he has Rock of Ages to keep him company. He'll be jumping on couches for someone else in no time.
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