Totally expected, soon to be rejected and likely infected
• Denise Richards and Richie Sambora, who broke up two marriages, a family and a friendship for their love of a lifetime, have split up. Not only that, they split up two months ago and told no one, In Touch Weekly says. Just shows you how much people care.
• People is saying Cameron Diaz spent the weekend living it up with magician Criss Angel in Las Vegas. This is her rebound? Maybe she can ask him to make the humiliation disappear.
• Model Petra Nemcova is getting over her fling with singer James Blunt by pairing off with Paris Hilton ex, Stavros Niarchos, the New York Post’s Page Six says. We only tell you because we couldn’t go a whole day without some sort of Paris Hilton reference.