Trump touts his own celebrity rehab reunion
Donald Trump needs some good press, and to get that, he’s trying to get good ratings. So what does he do? He calls up the New York Post’s Page Six to say he may recruit three of the most-gossiped-about celebrities in the known world to be on Celebrity Apprentice — Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and a certain celebutard still on The Juice* black list (we're heading into our third straight month, friends and neighbors).
“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a (bleep)ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” To be sure, the train wreck’s stay at Promises Treatment Center in March even aroused suspicion, as Kevin Federline’s lawyer subpeonaed an executive administrator at the facility, likely to discuss the pop star’s time there, People reports.
The heirhead, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.” Yeah, because he’s sick of her, too.
But what about Lohan? “Another (bleep)ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do ... for all of them,” he says.
The unholy trinity would join a list of possible apprentices that include Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, original Apprentice villain Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon. We have to level with you — we’ll watch the first episode or two, just to see Omarosa get her eyes scratched out by half the cast.
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