Victoria Beckham tops the worst-dressed list
“Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice!” Mr. Blackwell wrote, according to Us. “In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em.” (Touche. And click on the pics to see larger versions.)
Mr. Blackwell — in what would seem to be a world-record attempt for most fish shot in a single barrel — also ripped Amy Winehouse (“part 50s car-hop horror”), Mary-Kate Olsen (“resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane”) and Fergie (“couture chaos”).
Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim (who?) also made the cut. On the other hand, Mr. Blackwell said he thinks Reese Witherspoon, Jemima Khan (huh?), Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Nicole Kidman, Kate Middleton, Katherine Heigl and Cate Blanchett are among Hollywood’s best-dressed.
And of last year’s worst-dressed celebrity, Mr. Blackwell writes: ““For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.” Sheesh. How bad have things gotten in your life when even Mr. Blackwell pities you?
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