Virginity auctioneer Natalie Dylan says she'd lose it all to Kim Kardashian
America, it's time to take a look at what your celebrity obsession is doing to our kids. To wit: Natalie Dylan, the 22-year-old who put her virginity up for bids online, is on the record at the New York Daily News as saying that the only celebrity she'd be willing to give it up to is ... Kim Kardashian?
That makes sense, in a weird way, as it was Kim's awful sex tape with Ray Jay that catapulted her from zero to little-more-than-zero. But we kinda figured that, you know, this would happen with a man. Well it still is, Dylan swears: "She’s really beautiful, but ... I’m heterosexual. I just admire her beauty."
Bidding has topped the $3.8 million mark, which should be plenty to send her to grad school like she wanted, but the gift will keep on giving, since she's signed a book deal with David Black Literary Agency.
"I’m being smart," Dylan told the Daily News. "I don’t want to prematurely end something that’s bringing me opportunities."
Indeed, premature ends are very unsatisfying, as we're sure she'll learn soon enough (ba-dum-TISH).
[Photo: via the Moonlite Bunny Ranch's Web site]