Virus time: 'Star Wars' with a trumpet
If you haven't seen this little ditty yet, sit back and watch the latest in viral video technology as beauty pageant contestant Stacy Hedger does something that falls between performance art and public exhibitionism. Rumor has it she's a former Miss Douglas County (Neb.) from my hometown of Omaha, or at least nearby. That's just great. But somebody on EW.com says it's Miss Douglas, Ariz., from a pageant in 1990 or 1991. Either way, she's dying of embarrasment somewhere right now.