What will we ever write about now?
Blame the time-zone difference, but we’d like to remind you that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are officially through. A spokesman for Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told the AP the star-crossed couple on Thursday signed “a global settlement on all issues of their marriage.” No word on the terms of that agreement, although it focused on child custody and financial issues. “At one point, Kevin went down for a smoke and Britney followed him outside,” a statement from Kaplan read. “They had a 15-minute conversation. Then they went back upstairs.” Both Spears and Federline had sued for custody of their two sons, 6-month-old Jayden James and 18-month-old Sean Preston, but one party spends a month in rehab and the other is just plain K-Fed, we don’t see either parent being too fit. [Photo: AP]