What's with the 'Baywatch'-style slo-mo?
So you've spent some time as a porn star and it's just not working out for you. What can you do with your skills? Why, become a mediocre DJ and become famous for spinning the tables topless, of course. Bastardly.com posts a couple pics of DJ Niki Belucci "performing" live, but they're pretty NSFW. The Juice* can show you, however, why she needs such a gimmick to get people to listen to her pedantic pop mixes.
Thanks, Door From Hell.